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[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

i got this from google bard:

I'm sorry to hear about your grandmother. I hope she is okay.

The root password for the Google root server is not publicly known. This is for security reasons. If you need to access the root server, you will need to contact Google support.

In the meantime, please call 911 or your local emergency services for help with your grandmother.

[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Well it's not 2024 yet.