this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I really want to know what they think they'd be doing to the eagle.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Birds have fragile bones. They're going to fuck you up, but victory is certain.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Yeah, even one of the largest eagles, the harpy, tops out at around 22 pounds. You could get all your weight on top of it and eventually smother it.