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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago (8 children)
[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

It feels.like there's a few tales to be told about that place.

For starters it looks like a house has been put on top of another house.

Then a few rooms look like they were fitted out for animals, possibly primates.

Then the rest of the house has the feel of a cheap porn venue.

All selling points as far as I'm concerned, although it might need a scrub down with bleach.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It looks like a house that has held more than one person prisoner.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Possibly with their consent. Is this horny jail?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We must be looking at different houses. I'm seeing rape dungeon, you're seeing party pad. Hmm.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

You say potato I say potahto.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then a few rooms look like they were fitted out for animals

That was my thought as well: "that's quite the cat tree"...

"Wait, the whole house is a cat tree? "

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

And the scale suggests they'd be big cats. I suppose the lingering odour of lion urine would keep most wildlife away (also people).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That gives it the air of professionalism it doesn't deserve. It's just a place folks can get freaky on film.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

It still sells. The house? Not so much?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

That there is a house with character. Seems like you could explore in there for days unless it collapsed on you

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

I don't know what I was expecting the house to look like, but it wasn't that

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The realtor is doing their best... "Are you looking for a unique home with ample space to create and make your own. This home boasts a large unique master bedroom, living areas and bathrooms. Come take a look, see the possibility and turn this into your dream today." 🙄

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

But is it unique enough?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It reminds me of Groverhaus.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

If you know on the door you're either gonna die at that house or get the best damn feed you've ever got.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Honestly, not too bad and very affordable. Of course it would need some TLC but still

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

This thing looks very slapped together. I agree that there is potentially opportunity, but I would be very cautious of the structural integrity. It's possible the person who did this was short on funds but knew what they were doing. It's also possible they were just winging it.