this post was submitted on 21 Nov 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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Thanks to @JordanLaFordan over on Mastodon for shooting this over to me. Far too accurate.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (3 children)

My favorite part of that plot was how Starfleet somehow doesn't care that he genetically modified himself to gain superpowers, but multiple other people almost get the boot for something their parents did.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

genetically modified himself to gain superpowers,

To be fair, said superpowers weren't the kind of thing that would make him a viable supersoldier or unstoppable terrorist like Kahn.

Admiral: About this Stamets guy, can we review the footage of his illegal genetic modification powers?

:: watches video log of Stamets taking Discovery through shroom-space ::

Admiral: Ow, fuck, that looks incredibly painful. These mods are only good for this one task? And he can only do it with that machine, from that room, on that specific ship? And he's okay with doing this to himself every time?! Yeah, we're good.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It does help if you're the only one who can successfully operate top secret technology.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

"You broke the most important law! Oh, but it's useful? Carry on."

Art imitates life.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

They did it with Bashir too.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

One might even say... context is for kings?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I figured getting their asses handed to them by the klingons helped.