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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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IMHO, it's a horrible hack that is just broken. It's obscure and we need to rewrite it because it has a bad structure. ^X^Cquit^[ESC][ESC]^C

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The best way I know to quit vi is by turning off your computer

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Why would you quit vim?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To open nano of course

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

*emacs

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Because you meant to open ed: the standard text editor.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I wanted to open neovim of course. And my alias did not work

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Because you've finished configuring the evil package, obviously.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

you can also accomplish that by turning off city's electrical grid

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Takes too long for the UPS to run down...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

i see you're operating at datacenter scale

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

This is the way.