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You know if you take all the cables out of your body and put them zip ties, you will die.
Well, that's what happens when you're not careful enough. You can't just go yanking cables! They need to be finessed. To be bought dinner, first.
Instructions unclear: After finessing these zipties, hands now bound under legs.
Now you know
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