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You now have 4 fully functional arms. How do you make use of your new capability? (reddthat.com)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

By being overqualified for handshakes and using that as a power move to establish dominance via awkwardness

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

First Gary in sales, then it's time to take on Putin.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget Trump, I'd be using all three remaining arms to shake him vigorously during the handshake. Diplomatically, of course.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hmm...soft diplomacy or hard diplomacy?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Soft to start, but I reckon he'll get harder the more vigorously I shake him. Who knows though, he may just jiggle around semi-limp like a just-came-2min-ago dick