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Gotta adventure just to pay child support (ttrpg.network)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (2 children)

My poor poor bard. Can I take a few levels in warlock and give the child to my patron?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Do repeat sacrifices give the same power boost from the patron? Might have found a way to bypass all that pesky adventuring to get to level 20.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

If it's the same XP each, then you'd still need to be a very prolific manwhore for the higher levels.

And if they start asking for financial support during pregnancy, you might need to resume adventuring just to afford the added food costs. Pregnant women get hungry.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Swing alignment to Evil. Prepare a Children of the Corn adventure, themed to fit the particular patron.