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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Nah. It probably smells like a dikfore.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I was out at a bar the other night with a bunch of fellow dads. I mentioned how I just got my son with the dikfore joke, figuring everyone knew what I was talking about.

One guy is like "I havent heard that one" and it was like time stood still. I was once again a middle school boy about to drop an embarrassment bomb onto someone, from which they would never recover. Everyone else seemed to sense it in the air because they all went silent too.

"You don't know the dikfore?"

We all know what comes next, and he realized what he had walked into the second it came out of his mouth. We all started cracking up, thinking it had been 30 years since the last time we were able to get a peer with that joke.

He still hasn't lived it down. He never will, as long as I'm still breathing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This is beautiful. David ~~Attenkokra~~ Attenborough couldn't have made it any better

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I shall introduce an Aarakocra named David Attenkocra in my next D&D game.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Was it because my vehicle exceeded the weight limit with all of this updog I'm transporting?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

No, it was all the chickenway.