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[–] [email protected] 48 points 8 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Wait, it's weird to eat mayo out of the tub? Is it also weird to eat mayo packets as well? Asking for a friend

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

I mean, it's all food so, no? But also: yes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Yes. And, since this is a hypothetical and you don’t do it, I can be honest with you: it’s a vile act akin to genocide and may god have mercy on your soul. Or whosever soul would do such a thing.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I've done the mayonnaise jar trick and it was glorious. If you can get it, jello white chocolate pudding is a perfect color match to mayonnaise.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Thank you, you who are so wise in the culinary clown arts

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I knew a guy who would drink Windex Gatorade in college. He also often drank water from an opaque chocolate milk gallon jug.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Reminds me of a story from high school where a teacher claimed some chemistry teacher cleaned a beaker out really well to use it as a coffee mug and ended up collapsing or something one day. Hope Mr. Windexorade is healthy.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Methylated spirits, aka denatured alcohol in former commonwealth

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

If in the US or Mexico you could swap it out for a Fabuloso (floor cleaner) bottle, but it looks so much like juice anyway most people wouldn't notice. And you're never going to get the Fabuloso smell/taste out of that bottle. It's like 98% fragrance, 2% cleaner.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

It's what meth dealers sell meth in.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Alcohol + nasty shit so you dont drink it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

No idea. Definitely not where I store my meth