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[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Eric is worth around $3.50 tops. That's gonna be a lot of shagging to make it worth it. Better get started early, boy!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

$3.50 tops?

He pays way more to bottom.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

He’s going to have to work smarter not harder.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Confirmed for trump being the loch ness monster?