this post was submitted on 17 Feb 2024

258 points (98.1% liked)

The Onion

4417 readers

1159 users here now

The Onion

A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.

Great Satire Writing:

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

[email protected]

[email protected]

258

Following fraud judgement, Trump offers followers chance to pay $355mil for one night of passion with Eric (www.thebeaverton.com)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

11 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Eric is worth around $3.50 tops. That's gonna be a lot of shagging to make it worth it. Better get started early, boy!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

He’s going to have to work smarter not harder.

load more comments (2 replies)