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Time to bring that back (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Moses originally had 3 tablets with the divine Commandments, but broke one in anger. A disciple would later recover a fragment, containing the start of the 13th Commandment: XIII THOU SHALT LIGMA...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ligma?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's similar to updog

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (2 children)

But what's updog?

...I had to fight with autocorrect for like 3 minutes for this post

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

Nothing much you?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Valiant

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Thou shalt ligma what?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It’s so sad that Steve Jobs died of divine retribution

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

There really is a story about him breaking the old laws in anger at the worship of a golden calf and bringing new laws.

Such a coincidence that story happened to parallel the alleged reforms of Josiah who got rid of the golden calf worship in Bethel and Dan while instituting new laws he 'discovered' excavating the temple.

God (or at least his editors) truly do work in mysterious ways