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Exxon CEO blames public for failure to fix climate change (thehill.com)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 8 months ago (2 children)

IT WAS ALL THOSE DAMN AVOCADOS, WHY DIDN'T WE JUST SIMPLY STOP EATING THOSE AVOCADOS

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

They tried to tell us when they said to stop eating avocado toast

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Don't forget Harambe! If we didn't kill that monkey the world would surely be in a better place now...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

M O N K E Y ?

You dare disrespect Harambae?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

You're 100% right. I should have written ape. I'm sorry friend. RIP