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[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

They know they can run and hide from us longer than we can actually try to hunt them down. The cops, lawyers, judges and yachts will protect them

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Gotta wait for the clusterfuck they've brought down on us to affect their servants. Think drivers, chefs, bodyguards watching their families drown in flood waters or starve/dehydrate to death.

Would you spend your life protecting the assholes who killed everyone you love?