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HP wants you to pay up to $36/month to rent a printer that it monitors::"Never own a printer again."

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[–] [email protected] 170 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Thanks! I'll never own an HP printer! Good advice!

[–] veroxii 53 points 8 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

HP stands for hot paninis, because their laptops get so hot they can be used as a panini press.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I still have my HP laptop from a few years ago, and despite running like crap nowadays, it still manages to warm my legs through my desk

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Dev One laptop isn’t bad, got one on eBay for less than half of its original price and it’s a solid machine. Other than that, HP can chew glass.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I will refuse to buy anything HP, even used stuff, purely out of spite for them pulling this shit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Their OfficeJet Pro is $13 a month and offers next business day replacement. If I were to purchase out of spite, it would be with a debit/temporary card with exactly $13 on it, and claim a replacement for defective printer (since it cant print offline). I wonder if HP would still try these things if each “customer” costed them substantially more in shipping back and forth, or having to write off two “office” printers for $13.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Im at peace knowing that i bought it off the previous owner and not from the company, but that is completely fair.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Okay, I might make an exception for antique tech from the '90s or earlier, back when HP was actually good (e.g. a LaserJet 4, an HP-28C calculator, the function generator somebody posted in another thread yesterday, etc.). That's very unlikely, though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Was HP any good ever?

I remember disliking all of their Laps when I was a teen, but maybe it was a bad purchase by my parents too...