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A 62-Year-Old German Man Got 217 Covid Shots—and Was Totally Fine (www.wired.com)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I aspire to be this guy.

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 8 months ago (2 children)

He's totally fine, plus now he can pick up radio signals from all over the known universe.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

With that many shots, he is basically a 5G tower at this point.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

he is basically a 5G tower at this point

More like 12G

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Also legally allowed to walk around in public telling people "touch me child and be cleansed".