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Hanes Releases Men’s Pocketed Underwear, Seen as a Slap in the Face to Women Everywhere (lemmy.world)

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What are briefs but a sling for your thing and a cover for your ass cheeks? I went back to them a few years ago after wearing boxers most of my life and they're a total game changer. They keep everything snugly cradled and they don't get bunched up around the edges like boxers when you're a chubby dude like me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

No, I mean is has a pocket specifically for your junk. Like, it keeps your balls from sticking to your legs

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

My problem with those is they push your junk up and out a bit. Sure, it makes your bulge huge but the edge of the hole into the pocket is always there on the underside of your sack. Like a steering wheel in my pants, it drives me nuts.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The steering wheel drives your nuts?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out the front of his pants. The bartender looks at him and asks, "Hey, you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of the front of your pants?"

Pirate looks at him and says, "Argh it's driving me nuts"