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You're right. A bear wouldn't sexually assault you, he would simply kill you.
Yes! As opposed to the man, who would SA me and then kill me!
And also possibly eat you.
Look canonically the worst a bear will ever do is two out of three, only men have hit the hat trick
A polar bear likely
A brown bear maybe
A black bear unlikely
or eat you alive.
Oh my fucking god. I think it can't get any worse for a mother.