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[–] [email protected] 40 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Reminds me of when my breaks started failing on my 1990 Chrysler LeBaron so I got a job at a break repair place long enough to fix them then I quit.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago (2 children)

those bits on a car are called "brakes". When a brake breaks, it's a broken brake and needs to be fixed.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Thank you. That's one of my little pet peeves I see online; that and when people are trying to say lose but type loose.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They're they're, it'll be all right.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

But then all the sudden everything went wrong on accident.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

"if it ain't brakes, we don't fix it"

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I think "breaks" is appropriate if you own a Chrysler.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

My dad has a TC Maserati (Chrysler labaron) and it's "breaks" just recently stopped working for no reason, so very accurate

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Lol, ya it was the breaks that I was too broke to afford brakes.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Thems the brakes

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

And its pronounced "Brad"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Pads, calibers and new discs. That seemed like a lot of money for 17 year old kid. I worked there for a couple of months. I learned a few things, like working on brakes is not for me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I hate working on brakes. Even just replacing pads can be a pain in the ass nevermind when you have to do real work to 'em.

I try to do all the basic work/maintenance myself, but fuck brakes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Sheeeeit I'll do your brakes for you. Brakes is easy and satisfying.