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Conservative Owns the Libs by Paying $4,000 a Month for His Ford F-350 (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I have a 2015 Honda Pilot with a roof rack. Can seat 8 and tow 4400lbs (probably not both at the same time, lol). I can also throw full sheets of drywall or plywood on the top (within reason). I've hauled 1000lbs of stone in it. Has no problem with 10ft PVC pipe or lumber. Thing is a fucking swiss army knife of a vehicle.