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Conservative Owns the Libs by Paying $4,000 a Month for His Ford F-350 (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Those Rangers were death traps in anything more than 35mph. But then again most cars back in 87 were. So nevermind. Lol.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Crumple zones? Fuck that! Truck so light I’ll just bounce off the wall.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Haha, even heavy duty cars had terrible crumple zones.