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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I get the pillars. They also have curtain airbags, electrical lines etc. Most newer vehicles will have that.

I mean the engine and hood itself. So square and chunky that you can hardly see the road, and that's without lift kits or anything