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[–] [email protected] 41 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Did they offer her a gun if she didn't have one?

[–] [email protected] 64 points 5 months ago (3 children)

You don't get them for free here. You have to purchase the Big Mac meal to get the complimentary gun.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I got mine at the lost and found. Storage unit guy said that he has to get rid of them regularly or the box just fills up.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Lucky! I don't have one, so I just type 12345 on my dad's gun safe and borrow his 🤫

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

12345? That's amazing! I have the same combination on my luggage!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Change the combination on my luggage!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Do you get them in a Happy Meal?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

You only get an airsoft with the Happy Meal.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Damn, y'all having to pay for the whole meal to get one? You're getting ripped off.

Sincerely,

A drunk Texan

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

The american dream ™