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Mammoth Park, let's go, spare no expense
Apparently the best we can do is elephants that look like mammoths.
Gotta get more frog dna in there.
Frogs are turning the elephants gay. Or something.
How do you know all the mammoths are females? Did someone go around and look up all their skirts?
Best I can do for your mammoth blood is five bucks.
I've got to get it into a decorative vial, then I've got to store it until I find a buyer, and the market is super niche. If you had come in fifteen years ago when True Blood was all the rage, and the vampires were still out in the open, it would be a different story.
Or mammoth restaurant
Life, uh, uhh…