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New Zealand woman sues partner for not taking her to airport (www.bbc.com)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I successfully sued my wife when she put too much salt in the soup which wasn't even real.

It was called the Salty Pseudo Soup Sufferer Suit in the news.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

You’re the taste-tortured tart-tasting tort-placing court casing civil complainant plaintiff from the soup suit?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Not sure if I just ate the onion or not...but....I believe it!