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[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 months ago (3 children)

So my ex actually was a really organized person.

She identified the space we store toilet paper could hold 4x as much.

She saw a sale, bought like 6 packs of the big rolls at BJs.

2 months later they start talking about some virus.

Anyways. I still have some of this toilet paper. I sent her a roll for Christmas last year as a joke.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wondering why y'all did not want to store anything else in that space

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Unique space tbh. She was tossing the big pack on top of a y pipe in the laundry room. They stacked so perfectly and it wasn’t an actual storage space. Just a convenient high up place.

Paper towel packages didn’t quite fit as well but they work there too.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The single sentence

Writing style

Is getting insane

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I am dyslexic and it’s easier for me to type and proofread, especially when grouped by logical thoughts.

long hair don’t care.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I had bought a backup pack of tp like three years before because I used to have the start of prepper brain. My spouse complained every time we moved we brought it along and I insisted it could come in handy one day. Guess who got the last laugh when everywhere ran out and we had an emergency supply that lasted just long enough for a bidet to show up