"Tiny shards" probably isn't the right term to describe particles 20-200 nanometers wide, but this is probably bad nonetheless.
this post was submitted on 23 May 2024
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Wasn't scared about microplastics before this headline so it's effective.
But where will I put my pee
Your balls are evolving into plastic bottles. The solution is obvious...
Honestly, I want to be told, when they don't find micro plastics somewhere.
So on Venus maybe?
Prove it
maybe this will finally motivate all the idiot men in congress to do something about plastic pollution. (and maybe climate change in general.)
They don't care, they already know they're impotent..
Nah, they've had their kids, they don't care.
Plastic is evolving...
Mash B!
Oh I thought this was going to be a recall.
But wait, there's more! Wait until the ovary recall announcement!
Take them out, please.
The testicles?
Why were they looking?
For science, of course.
"tiny plastic shards found in human testicles"
Yeah, it was a rough night.