this post was submitted on 24 May 2024
13 points (100.0% liked)

Melbourne

1861 readers
104 users here now

This community is a place created for the people of Melbourne and Victoria. We are a positive, welcoming and inclusive community. We might not agree about everything, but we always strive to stay civil and respectful.

The focus of our discussions is based around things that effect Victoria, but we are also free to discuss our local perspective on wider issues. Or head to the regular Daily Random Discussion thread to talk about anything.

Full Community Guidelines

Ongoing discussions, FAQs & Resources (still under construction)

Adoption Certificate for Nellie, the Daily Thread numbat (with thanks to @Catfish)

Feedback & Suggestions

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[โ€“] Bottom_racer 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Jeez. Massive house fire a few doors down in kew.

Thing just collapsed in front of us all...

Everyone safe.

Poor cop telling everyone to stay away. Not an easy task when there are 200 people watching on she gave up.

load more comments (1 replies)
[โ€“] Gibsonisafluffybutt 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Good night everyone ๐Ÿฑ

load more comments (1 replies)
[โ€“] tombruzzo 9 points 5 months ago

Guys, I think there's somethinf wrong with Ozbargain. It's meamt to help you save money, but instead it's making me start a whiskey collection?

Has this happened to anyone else?

[โ€“] Gibsonisafluffybutt 8 points 5 months ago

I'm zonked from the gym. Early dinner, some music making and video games then off to bed.

[โ€“] SituationCake 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I really really love electric blankets. In the top ten of humanityโ€™s greatest inventions for sure.

load more comments (1 replies)
[โ€“] MeanElevator 7 points 5 months ago

Up early today. Cleaned house (family effort), mowed the lawn, went to the gym, had GyG for dinner....now chillaxing with beers with my feet up.

Gotta appreciate the little things.

[โ€“] Alamutjones 7 points 5 months ago

I have marketed.

I have procured

  • fruit
  • veg
  • chorizo
  • pork chops
  • fresh fish
  • felafels
  • milk
  • honey
  • coffee
  • bread
  • soap

And a partridge in a pear tree

[โ€“] bull 7 points 5 months ago

I trimmed my beard, shaved, gave myself a haircut, showered and was seconds away from booking a room up on the border for the night but then all of my motivation just fell away. I might just stay home and save my money, then go for a drive and find some mountains and start a new audiobook tomorrow just for a day out.

I do need to source some lunch though.

[โ€“] Taleya 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (10 children)

Plans for the day abruptly derailed by realisation of failing silicone job at base of shower wall right in the splash zone.

Try getting through marine epoxy grout you fucker

load more comments (10 replies)
[โ€“] shiny_idea 7 points 5 months ago (6 children)

Spicy ramen flavoured Twisties...

  1. exist
  2. are pretty spicy
  3. are pretty gross
[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I saw them the other day and decided they'd probably suck

load more comments (5 replies)
[โ€“] Gibsonisafluffybutt 6 points 5 months ago

This is the closest I've ever been able to get

[โ€“] Nath 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Even though I've been back in Perth a few years now, Aldi's snow week here still amuses me:

None of the snow gear moves at all. This stuff would have been gone in the first few hours in Melbourne. I think this is actually the second week, too!

load more comments (2 replies)
[โ€“] TinyBreak 6 points 5 months ago (3 children)

This kids gonna drive me insane and if he doesnโ€™t the wife will. I said a 4pm nap was a bad idea, lo and behold who was right? 8pm and he wonโ€™t go to sleep. Heโ€™s gonna be up till 10pm again I can tell. And im a bad dad if I donโ€™t do my part in helping fix a totally avoidable situation of my wifeโ€™s own creation.

[โ€“] MeanElevator 11 points 5 months ago

Bad dad, no.

Bad partner...maybe.

Parenting is full of mistakes and misjudgments.

You and your wife are in the same team and need a united front.

One fucks up, the other fixes it.

It gets worse when kids become toddlers and older.

Take it on the chin, help out and keep it in your pocket as a favour in the future ๐Ÿ˜

I used to stay up late and play video games with my son next to me on the couch when he was little.

You got this mate.

load more comments (2 replies)
[โ€“] melbaboutown 6 points 5 months ago (3 children)
[โ€“] Thornburywitch 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Are those art supplies or surgical instruments?

[โ€“] melbaboutown 4 points 5 months ago

๐Ÿคซ

[โ€“] StudChud 5 points 5 months ago

That's hot ๐Ÿ˜

load more comments (1 replies)
[โ€“] Catfish 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

A pummeled charity koala and a crate of VB please

[โ€“] bacon 4 points 5 months ago

๐ŸฅŠ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿบ

[โ€“] StudChud 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

So much cheese on pasta bake this week. I'm so gassy I've formed my own personal atmosphere.

Edit: the sun through the clouds is beautiful today

[โ€“] Duenan 4 points 5 months ago

Thatโ€™s a nice view.

Waves at you from the ground.

[โ€“] Mittens_meow 4 points 5 months ago

Still in fog at my place

[โ€“] Bottom_racer 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Had a go at cleaning the kukri last night. Lemon, salt, baking soda, vinegar...

First time it has been used. It's never been sharpened (by me) and that went through a lemon like it was nothing (sharper than my chef's knife). @[email protected] was right that edge keeps. Will need a few more passes but something tells me it's a very old blade and it'll be difficult to get shiny.

Cleaning it did reveal some detail like how they poured a little bronze or whatever in a few bits which is a nice touch.

[โ€“] Seagoon_ 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I've been looking with interest, I just can't figure out how to use that knife. Next stop, yt for some videos. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6ZIY2i1t2s

[โ€“] Bottom_racer 3 points 5 months ago

Ooh super interesting vid. Love how it's shrouded in so much mystery.

load more comments (1 replies)
[โ€“] Pilk 5 points 5 months ago (9 children)

Every light sniffle or cough I have picked up over the last couple of years has developed into a brutal sinus infection. I do not like this new chapter in my life.

[โ€“] melbaboutown 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I had one that lasted for literal years and still have issues. Antihistamines for a short period while using the Flo bottle or something similar can help

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (8 replies)
[โ€“] bacon 5 points 5 months ago (11 children)

Breakfast ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

[โ€“] Thornburywitch 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Meeee too! Crumpets with honey and tea please Bacon.

load more comments (2 replies)
[โ€“] Catfish 3 points 5 months ago

Oops. Breakfast request in wrong spot.

[โ€“] tombruzzo 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Bacon and egg muffin please

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (8 replies)
[โ€“] Alamutjones 5 points 5 months ago
[โ€“] imoldgreeeg 5 points 5 months ago

Market GF pie acquired, sauced and demolished.

Bag full of veges for roasting and soups. Couple of easy meals for the freezer to avoid take away. Even got some honey and eucalyptus drops for this post flu foolishness. Coffee drunk. Puppies patted. This is a good Saturday morning.

[โ€“] Seagoon_ 5 points 5 months ago

another boring day of resting

[โ€“] Grackle 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I always dreaded going to the post office on Saturdays because the queues would be long, the packages would be piled up everywhere and nobody had their shit ready when it was their turn. This morning however, only person in there was paying bills and there was a few tubs on the ground of packages but nothing like what it used to be. The purse strings are tight here in the inner north.

In other news there are far too many pictures of me in my new passport of varying sizes and colors. 0/10 do not recommend.

[โ€“] Taleya 6 points 5 months ago

I stole the pics his lordship didn't use last time he had his passport done and they're left fir random encounters in strange places around the house. Unexpected husband!

[โ€“] Force_majeure123 4 points 5 months ago

Today is my "wash everything" day. All items of bedding inc. pillow and doona, and clothes, and my work backpack which is getting a little smelly. Going to take 4 loads but will be very content when I'm done

[โ€“] bull 4 points 5 months ago

Went and grabbed a weeks' worth of dinners for what ends up being like $7 a meal at the South Melbourne Market and that's awesome BUT it was getting a little late to cook something so I grabbed a crispy chicken Caesar wrap from maccas on the way home. I mention this because I asked them to add a bit of that new spicy fiesta sauce to it too - which they wouldn't do for some reason - but sold me a little tub of it so I can add it myself. Which I did. And it was incredible.

I might email them now and suggest strongly that they add it to their lineup and I am not the kind of person who does that.

[โ€“] Alamutjones 4 points 5 months ago (9 children)

Going to the market. Requests will be taken

[โ€“] Gibsonisafluffybutt 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

A job so I can get an orange friend for Gibson to boss around.

load more comments (1 replies)
[โ€“] Duenan 3 points 5 months ago

Bacon and egg roll please

load more comments (7 replies)
[โ€“] Duenan 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Holy crap. I was meant to go for a short nap and fell asleep for 4 hours :(

There goes my day :(

Edit: fixed spelling mistakes while I was groggy

load more comments
view more: next โ€บ