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Microsoft shuts down Cortana app on Windows 11 | The digital assistant was first part of Windows Phone and now it’s being discontinued on Windows.::Microsoft has discontinued Cortana on Windows 11. The digital assistant no longer functions as a standalone app, years after Microsoft shut down its Cortana iOS and Android apps.

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[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 year ago

Wow, finally.

I am so tired of having to disable it every time I have to reinstall windows on a system.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And nothing of value was lost. Can't wait for the next turd they force on us.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's already here. Or didn't you notice them pushing Bing AI?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

sigh I did not .. but I run Linux primarily.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

Its such a shame they wasted that name on such a dud. An actually useful AI helper named cortana is a no-brainer for them.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Microsoft just keeps killing off Cortanas don't they?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

silent cartographer intensifies

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I'll always remember you Echo 419.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

Oh no.

Anyways...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But this one is actually useful...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

ish.

When programming I find it is often wrong both logically and in attempting to infer what I'm writing, on top of being slow.

It's useful for generating documentation, but that's about it in my experience. Maybe it's just the Intellij plugin that makes it so slow.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I use windows boxes all the time every day and have since windows 3.1 and I've never used cortana.

I don't know of anyone who has. Ever.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I used it once. When it first came out. When imaging 125 machines at once.

Just turned the volume up and let all the Cortana’s just yammer away at the same time.

It was beautiful.

I then shut them all down and Reimaged them with an image that had it disabled by policy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I tried to use it once and it didn't work so I just forgot about it.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Cmon, hopefully they are setting stage for the return of Clippy!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I miss that era of Microsoft.

Cortana being insanely fun to use, Windows Phone existing, the future looking pretty cool.

Then Microsoft Microsoft-ed so hard they had to end it all

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is this missing a /s? I genuinely can't tell. All I can remember from that era was people shitting on them for windows 8.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Metro was genius on Windows Phone. Not so much on Windows 8.

What was even worse than Metro on Windows 8 was Metro on Windows 2008. OMFG.. the amount nervous breakdowns I've had when remoting a server in a window, trying to click the pixel in the bottom left corner to access the start menu.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

No /s. Genuine love for Metro on Windows Phone.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

There is still .NET which is best microsoft-made thing in existence IMO. And it's open source.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

All of this could have been avoided if they hadn't doubled down on Halo.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Still waiting for them to shutdown OneDrive, tbh it’s a thousand times more annoying than Cortana.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

With copilot starting to roll out this seems reasonable

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Good riddance.