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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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At least it’s for a limited time only…

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago (2 children)

All sushi is limited time.

It’s like… one of its main features.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I had 30 year aged sushi in Japan. I can't say I recommend it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Now, for a limited time only: E T E R N A L S U S H I

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Shelf stable sushi... I don't think I'd be brave enough.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I was gonna get it, except they only had it on california rolls with surimi. Can't stand that smelly processed shit

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I'd still eat it. I like fake crab =)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Is surimi the same thing as imitation crab?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

It’s limited time because the chef only made one batch before hanging himself.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

So, how was it?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Sorry, every flamin hots product is good

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm usually a fan on Flamin' Hot, but the mac and cheese was terrible.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

True story, that's the weird uncle of the flamin hot family

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I mean I'm not above trying it once

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

After trying flaming hot Cheetos flavoured mac'n'cheese, I'm not coming near anything flamin hot Cheeto related.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I bet it's really good. Like a crunchy roll with jalapeno

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

If this is a food crime, then I wanna be a criminal

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What about the Philly cheesesteak cake??

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I fucking knew it had to be

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I know supermarket sushi is bad, but that's a whole new level of shit

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Feels like someone you'd get on an episode of Chopped