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[–] [email protected] 78 points 4 months ago (9 children)

Where do you think pizza comes from?

[–] [email protected] 63 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Like all things, we have seized it and made it our own. Like how getting Chinese food in an American restaurant only vaguely resembles Chinese cuisine. πŸ’ͺ

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

To be fair Chinese food in Europe doesn't have much to do with actual Chinese food either

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Dude I had sweet and sour chicken at a Chinese food joint in a mall in chemnitz Germany, it was a friggin schnitzel. Just with sweet sour sauce. And instead of potatoes it was a ball of rice lol. I found the picture I took here 🀣:

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

I mean, tomatoes are a fruit native to the Americas, so even though pizza was invented in Italy, its invention is still tied to the America side of the Atlantic in some ways. Pizza has a very interesting past!

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 4 months ago (8 children)

Hah! In Scotland we dip pizza in batter and deep fry it. With a deep-fried Mars bar for afters.

https://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow-news/five-glaswegian-chip-shop-delicacies-11462402

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

Get drunk before having it, but if you're coming here you were probably going to do that anyway

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 4 months ago (10 children)

I don't know any European that would only eat a slice of pizza instead of the whole thing.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The only time an European eats a single slice of pizza is the next morning after they have overestimated their ability to devour the entire thing.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (5 children)

I'm on my way home from Amsterdam atm, a slice of pizza was €10.

I skipped that and left hungry, because i'm buying two pizza's and a big bottle of coke when i get home in about an hour.

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 4 months ago (2 children)

My pet peeve is when lids are slightly on. It's worse than having no lid at all.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Those new, shitty lids are always slightly on. That's as "on" as they get.

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 4 months ago

It could kill a European, if consumed by a European. However, it is consumed by an American, so it kills an American.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 4 months ago (6 children)

I once went to a Polish restaurant and the starter was pork fat on toast.

And a hazelnut vodka.

There are many ways for a heart to implode.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Pork fat is less processed product and certainly more healthy. America isn't actually great at much but one thing we do have is the least healthy food to ever exist.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Truth. Heart disease wasn't nearly as prevalent back when we cooked everything with lard. And then Crisco came along, started producing that overprocessed "vegetable oil" garbage, marketed it (and continue to market it) as "healthy", and people actually fell for their BS. Hell, judging by the amount of downvotes you got, half the public still believes this lie.

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 4 months ago (4 children)

As an European, I cannot comprehend the width of that centre console. 2 drinks side-by-side AND some extra? Must be a full eagle screech wtf is a kilometer V8 mortr truck.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

When I was a kid, I remember being impressed that my dad's Dodge Ram could fit an entire laptop in the center console, horizontally.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

In some cases it’s actually 3 drinks side by side…

Generally the center consoles of full sized trucks and SUVs is as large as it is because people on construction sites wanted a file cabinet holder center console. So it can hold an 8.5 x 11 or A4 sized paper horizontally in the center with a holder.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Italians will cook your pasta inside a whole wheel of cheese. Spaniards deep fry pork belly and serve it as a snack. Last time I was in Eastern Europe I thought something was a sweet only to discover it was a lump of straight-up pork fat. Just raw. To munch on.

Americans may be more consistent at eating gross murderfood regularly and in large quantities, but they sure aren't the only ones to have it.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (11 children)

I live in Scotland, our chip shops do deep fried battered pizza. Get on our levels.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (7 children)

You know, Costco exists in Europe as well, with the same food order menu.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (4 children)

The real crime is eating that in your car

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I remember buying a coke in america for the first time and the whole family sharing it lol. The crazy shit we ate in america became our family inside joke.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I too enjoy coke more with some company if you catch my drift

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

As someone on a diet: fuck OP for posting this

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (14 children)

Looks like half the calories of a swiss fondue. We are not really European though.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Swiss

We are not really European though.

πŸ˜‚

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (4 children)

My Costco has an 810 calorie chocolate chip cookie. When I first saw that I was like how tf do you cram the better part of 1000 calories into ONE cookie lol

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I recommend looking up what an Irish breakfast roll is. Thank me later.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

European here. Can confirm. Got heartburn just by looking at this picture.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (13 children)

And all of that is around $5-6!

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Why would you get the ice cream/froyo AND a soda?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (9 children)

Can you go to Costco without getting a hotdog?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I've been a member for 3+ years and literally never bought the hotdog. Why would I go to Costco hungry? That sounds like a good way to buy a bunch of junk I don't really want.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

We are all working class. Don't let the 1% divide us with their borders.

It's clear we all love pizza... together. Solidarity amongst the working class!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Did shrinkflation not hit america? Everything in that photo is huge, and it's not like the car is small. Even while having a huge car as the background, the food looks huge.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Seems to have happened to everything but Costco's food court. I guess it's a strategy to get people in the door. Their hotdog/drink combo is still $1.50.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's very much a thing unfortunately its everywhere. this is just from costco a wholesale retailer you need a paid membership to shop at, hence the large portions and cheap price on it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Also, the CEO is adamant about keeping it that way.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don't know why but those ice cream things make me physically sick to look at sometimes. That amount of sugar in one sitting is borderline lethal for me.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

now imagine drinking it after you just had Pizza+Soda

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

If you really want to throw them through a loop, tell them how much that cost you.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Canadian costco has poutine.

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