Where are all of the good toddlers with guns when you need them??
this post was submitted on 25 Jun 2024
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Funny and very disappointing at the same time how he got actual politicians to endorse training for 4 year olds to shoot bad guys.
guns don't kill people, toddlers do
As someone with 2 preschool aged kids I absolutely agree
Jesus Fucking Christ! Someone do something about that toddler!
Every sixty seconds, a woman in Britain gives birth. She. Must. Be. Exhausted.
Why would she be exhausted when she has the machine that goes PING! After all it's the doctors who do all the work since they're the experts.
And her name is Maggie Simpson.
Her name is Maggie Simpson. Her name is Maggie Simpson.
Imagine what he's going to be like when he hits his rebellious years.
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He probably doesn't remain that large, he is a toddler
He remains at small but growing rapidly
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Just stop selling the kid ammo. Problem solved.
You say no to that cute little face!
I would easily say no to his face... but he has a guna nd is willing to use it.
He only uses it once a week though, so just catch him after his weekly kill
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All I'm saying is that if bullets cost $5,000 I bet that toddler would have a hard time affording them
The solution for a toddler with a gun is an adult with a gun. Or something. Idk, I'm not american.
You've got the spirit though
According to my quick search, it should be Not more than 5 years into the deaths by gun-wielding toddler surpass the deaths of 9/11.
Edit: I was wrong. Here are the fruits of my research:
Toddlers: about 21 deaths per year, would take until 2142 to surpass the 9/11 deaths
Kids 12 and below: 40 deaths per year, would take until 2075 to surpass those deaths
Children 17 and below, when counting accidents only, would take until 2029
Toddlers: about 21 deaths per year
Last I checked, there was more weeks than that in a year. Did those fuckers in HR go and change it?
Shot vs deaths
Ah ok, fair enough.
Now that you mention it, it was pretty silly to expect the toddler to have a 100% kill rate lol
Article was published in 2017, and gun deaths among US kids has increased 50% since 2019.
Original article: https://www.romper.com/p/a-toddler-has-shot-someone-every-week-for-the-last-2-years-straight-it-highlights-this-huge-problem-28266
2023 update from a different gun research group: https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2023/04/06/gun-deaths-among-us-kids-rose-50-percent-in-two-years/
We live in hell.
Glad to see their aim got better
Somebody really needs to do something about this kid.
I look forward to his adolescence as a Fortune 500 CEO.
this joke is funny here but it gets really sad when twitter and everyone repeats the same “original” knee slapper when this stat continues to be true, month after month after month 😒
I used to be an kneeslapper like them. Then I got shot by a toddler.
Right in the knee?
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That Dennis is such a meanance.
Toddler army UNITE
Why don't Americans simply not have a larger toddler eat this trigger happy rugrat?
Talk about the Terrible Twos!
After 2 years are they still a toddler?
Toddler is age 1-3, so they are just about done.
I bet he'll be able to retire at 3 years old with this many jobs
They will grow out of it.
Whoever said taking candy from a baby was easy must not have been American
Not a very good accuracy, shooting ranges need to offer child discounts, so they could practice more
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