So he paid big money for a pornstar he'd never seen before? Sure.
this post was submitted on 27 Jun 2024
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I mean, he's always lying, so the answer must be yes, but if you told me this was true about him I would have believed you
I feel like his lie would actually be that he jerks it all the time when in reality, he can't even get hard.
If the rumor that he's on so much medication he's shitting himself is true then it seems likely he can't get it up either.
It's not hard to believe that he's too lazy to jerk off.
Theres 2 kinds of men in the world, those that beat their dick from time to time and fucking liars.
Ah yes, the "world" of masturbation.
the guy always lies. so my initial tendency is always say yes.
the only difference here is time. it is pre covfefe time so the lies must still be bigly uncredible. he's got lots of teen pageants to go to before another session with his bruh epstein.
I believe it. He's the kind of person to pay someone to get his rocks off for him.
In recent years he's seemed pent up. Like he's compensating for something.
It's physically too small to jerk off. Don't you think he's tried? Even with his tiny hands he can't get enough grip to stimulate his dead mini-dick. So Melania pegs him instead and he craps all over the bed. But the dreams he has after makes it worth it.
Why would he do that to himself when he can just pay someone to do it for him?
I think he jerks it every chance he gets
