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[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 months ago (9 children)

Born too late to buy a house.

Born too soon to be forced to evacuate your city because of the rise of sea levels.

Born just in time to see the deaths of the major democracies states in the world.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago (6 children)

As Ben Shapiro so perfectly put it:

If the sea level rises, just sell your house and leave

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (2 children)

If you're willing to buy a flooded underwater house let me know, i have a deal for you 👌

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

It was an intentional reference to a nonsense argument by Ben Shapiro, famously mocked.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The kingdom of atlantis needs housing. We just need to get a hold of aqua man.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

🪓😀💰🧜‍♂️

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (3 children)

You might still be born in time for that second one.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 months ago (3 children)

The reality where people cannot afford $10-20 things. And the corporations just start charging those poor people interest.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Of course. How else do you keep poor people poor and rich richer.

Poor people: charge them extra for not affording things.

Rich people: let them buy things they don't need but can afford and then charge poor people to rent those things.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Rich people: just give them expensive stuff in the hopes that they'll buy more expensive stuff from you later.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

You see, it's funny because life is a late stage capitalist hellscape from which I cannot wake 😐

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Assuming the finance a pizza bit is true, it's a sign that the American economy is on the brink of a deflationary spiral. Debt is being created, but at some point, it will not be paid back in sufficient amounts, and then the capital to create more debt will dry up, resulting in the amount of money in the economy drying up as well. Businesses will be forced to lower prices and scale back operations, which will result in rising unemployment. Which in turn will result in even less money in the economy, perpetuating the circle.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Thats the nature of an economy where most currency circulating is actually just debt.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It's not unlike the economies of ancient Mesopotamia. A farmer who wanted beer would write a promissory note for a few bushels of barley in some clay and give it to the brewer. The brewer could then either wait to collect it at harvest, or trade that note with someone else for something they needed. This would be passed around until it ended up in the hands of people with real wealth, and if the farmer couldn't pay the wealthy person would take whatever they wanted.

It's thought that this is why in many near Eastern societies women are expected to dress plainly, as they wouldn't be chosen when the rich asshole showed up to collect on his debt. One way some societies solved this problem without violence or slavery was to eliminate all debts every several years.

This is from David Graeber's "Debt: The First 5,000 Years" and I highly recommend it.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

It's not even like they are struggling financially These big companies just want more to the point of sinking there business because they got a fraction less profit that year

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I'd be very curious to see how many people actually use this option and for what price. I could see a family living paycheck to paycheck using this for a child's birthday party. (Don't misinterpret that statement as giddiness.)

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (4 children)

at this point an economic crash seems like the only possible future, but I'm not sure if it would be good for your average person or if the top 1% would take advantage of it to get even richer

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Most of the world is already in an economic recession in the sense that median purchasing power of is dropping fast.
However economist are great at fudging the numbers to show "gdp growth". It true, absolute gdp is rising but it doesn't mean anything if it's evenly distributed.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I think if you reflect a little, you know the answer really. Take a look at what happened during the pandemic

Although the 1% is really the 0.1%. So it's much, much worse.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

It's about assets. In an economic crash, the 1% buys up the assets for pennies on the dollar, generally receiving an enormous government bailout in the process.

Housing/real estate is the most obvious example of this over the past fifteen years or so.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

If only money machine could go brrrr...

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

EVA nautilus live is basically exploring space irl. Except it's the bottom of the ocean. They stream every day.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

If I can't die horrifically and spectacularly, is it even exploring?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

I mean you can. Ocean gate was a thing, I'm sure there's others.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

To be fair, short of rapid depressurization or suicide, dying that way is hard to do in space. Modern spacecraft have relatively safe environments; no Trek style plasma conduits or transporters to screw that up. The impacts that radiation and zero-g have on the human body are also factored into the mission way in advance. Even crew homicide is carefully mitigated with psych evals and tests, prior to launch.

Instead you have a slew of less fun alternatives. Limited food/water/O2, heating, tumbling into the void on a spacewalk, navigation error, all set up slow and agonizing ways to go. Especially that last one - you could wind up knowing that you're going to die a whole month ahead of time, with nothing to do but wait.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I was hoping for unplanned rapid disassembly, I can do all the boring endings at home.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (21 children)

Pay over six weeks with what fucking money? Seems like everyone has a fucking "job" to waste my time interviewing for, but no one has a fucking "job" that pays me or even lets me participate in society for free.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Thanks trickle down economics!

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Okay this is disgusting. It's only gonna make people's money problems worse. If you can't pay for a domino's pizza out of the pocket, maybe it's a better idea to go for something cheaper like a freezer pizza from the supermarket. Most people picking this option will be making a mistake.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

i be financing the 2 dollar vbucks 🤦‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I’ve seen people put fucking mixed drinks on payment plans. We’re fucked lol

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No man's sky is actually a pretty cool game.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

You're not born to early to explore space, just too poor!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Unfortunately have done this before with food when I had an addiction to ordering all my food through ubereats.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (3 children)

It’s wild that I can’t tell if financing a pizza is real or not

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Oh man, and it's from Uber. So not only do they want you to pay for the pizza, and interest, they want you to pay up to 100% more for delivery. They used to deliver these things for free, in 30 minutes or less, or your pizza was free too. The enshitification continues!

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

This is horrible

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