this post was submitted on 18 Jul 2024
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Today I Learned (TIL)

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago

No boners in public haha. Imagine fighting that in court. "Your honor, the boner was involuntary"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

This is where my mind went to.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

"Sir, we can see your bombastic genitals..."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

U turgid?

Ya, tumid.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

What's worse

Being fined when you're not hard

Not being fined even if hard

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

There are a lot of children and teenagers going nude, I guess. All that effort I put into learning how to slyly tuck it under my belt in school was wasted. I was already nude.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

So grey sweatpants are illegal in Utah?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

So if you're not wearing any clothing, but not in a turgid State, then you're not nude?