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Would donations count as gifting? There are so many FOSS projects that could use the cash inflow.

If it doesn't count, well, prepare for a deluge of hentai to show up in a month.

I'll just pay someone 100 million to punch the genie

Does a Gacha count as gambling? I'm still missing some ZZZ Agents and some Nikkes

I'll pay for college for a large number of people and pay a lawyer to defend my action as not "giving it away."

Warhammer!!

Ill show up to dealership row and just start buying out car dealerships until I hit 100m and have that done in an afternoon

how to spend 100+ Million in less than a month. Buy a jet.

Just buy all the Star Citizen goodies

Just buy like every house lol. Actually just put in an offer for any house for a 100 mil.

The Brewster's Millions genie

I would buy so many windmill permits with that money.

What do you know, my brother just opened up an art auction house.

Using AWS already fits into rule #3.

YOU DIDN'T SAY AZURE, RACKSPACE, OR OVH!

I'll buy 3 yachts. Pre-paid.

Can I buy 100MM in gold?

Can I use Adobe?

There are 5 rules

I'll just invest that into a nice, stable, diverse stock portfolio then, and use the dividends to both live on and start a charitable non-profit. Building shelters, donating to politicians who champion human rights, education, healthcare, founding free clinics, angel investing in co-op businesses, and funding food banks isn't giving away the money after all. it'll be slow going but pay broader dividends down the road.

Since buying and giving in permament use is not gifting, I can go with that option.

I am going to finance some movies and video games. I might even make it back.

I could blow 100M monthly on AWS. Probably take me the first month to spin it all up, easy from there.

Quickie marriage with a $100 million prenup

Just buy Nvidia DGX machines and make your own AWS.

Easy.

First buy up a bunch of housing east of the California fault line and then with the billion get nuclear missiles that I can use to trigger the fault and push California off creating a new coast line and water front property for a brand new tech center of the world.

If I have any left over I can look at maybe getting a space crystal that rapidly grows in water to create a new island that true foreigners won't be able to step on without hurting themselves.

You got to learn from the best.

Overpay for Monero.

The purchase would be the inflation skyrocket making those in...business...with Monero experience short buff on their previous conduct and product supply quality.

This incentivizes them into produce more products no one else can afford. It'll buff their stock and increase their desperation to sell.

I'll be stacked with cash to buy it all with gorram near zero oppositional bids.

If the market is short on Monero for that rate, I can buff the crypto with BTC and Bisq it to what actually fucking matters.