Option 3 is the best ngl
this post was submitted on 07 Aug 2024
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Home Movies was such a great show!
Brendon! Brendon come here for a sec.
Yeah coach?
Brendon I have something to tell you. It's something important. Never fall in love Brendon. It's not worth it, you don't have what it takes.
Uh huh
Love is an alpha male's game Brendon. Do you know what an alpha male is?
Uh, yeah I think s..
An alpha male is the strongest man in a tribe, Brendon. They did this study with wolves, turns out the alphas get all the ladies. Chicks really eat that stuff up. You're what's called a beta, Brendon. You've just got no chance, you're better off not even trying.
Uh, are you an alpha male, coach?
I'm a sigma male Brendon. Sigma, there's a difference. Means I'm a lone wolf, I don't follow the rules Brendon. The ladies can't handle that, it intimidates them. If you think about it that's even more alpha than the alpha males. I read it online.
Uh huh. Where'd you read that coach?
The Internet Brendon, the information superhighway. Lot of information on there. A lot of information some people, betas, aren't ready to hear Brendon. It's sorta subversive, off the beaten path. The kind of information they don't want people to know.
Who's"they"?
Brendon why don't you worry about getting out there and actually kicking the ball. And don't fall in love, that's important.
i love this cartoon. i still have a hard time hearing h jon in all the other cartoons because his voice is most perfect for mcguirk
You should check out the show before this one Dr Katz, Professional Therapist! It's made by a lot of the same people and has H Jon Benjamin in as far as I know his first voice over role!
What's it from? I couldn't help but read it in the voice of Rick Sanchez. Replace Brenden with Morty and it kinda works
Home Movies
And while checking it was called "Home Movies" instead of "Home Videos", I discovered that it's all on YouTube.
https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLZsAZF5hQPWnYUCrUuFneVxu6lWOF1qbw
Hard drugs fill the void alright. But only temporarily. Being in addiction is all consuming
Just creates a new void that constantly needs to be filled with more drugs. It does simplify things a lot, drugs go in = good is about the extent of your preoccupations.
Anon tries heroin
Option 4
Become the girlfriend :3
it helps for a little bit but then you have the same three choices
Lol so true
Option 5: become accustomed to the pain until you treat it like an old friend.
I go for option 2, but it's hard to be a slut when nobody wants to fuck you...
Option 1, but secretly also 3.