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the_dunk_tank

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It's the dunk tank.

This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.

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[–] [email protected] 106 points 1 year ago (2 children)

When you post so hard you make a common and routine part of speech fry someone's entire limbic system.

[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 year ago (2 children)

no more half measures walter

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Personally a big fan of the three-quarters measure myself.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That’s my secret. My limbic system is always fried.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mother, help me, there's a head attached to my neck and I'm in it. Help! Someone! Cut my head off, it's trying to murder the rest of me!

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

de-dice-1 de-dice-1

In your frantic screaming you managed to dislodg a decades worth of plaque in your circulatory system resulting in a heart attack

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[–] [email protected] 94 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I hate that they made me feel that way ...

And on that day, no personal responsibility was taken.

[–] [email protected] 89 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

They have a very different view of what constitutes an unsafe space, for the last day or so every time I saw a username with pronouns my whole body would tighten up, my asshole would go rogue and start sputtering out diarrhea farts like coughs from a terminal covid patient. Every fiber of my body would vibrate. One time I blacked out and woke up to find myself running through the halls of a Motel 6. Nobody seemed to mind until I jumped into the pool from a second floor balcony, shitting the entire time and racing my liquid fecal matter to the water. I landed in a cloud of diarrheal mist, emerging from the slop a changed person. I hate that they made me feel that way about something that should be good. I will not miss them.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Not every poopoo time is pronoun time, but every pronoun time is now poopoo time.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hate that they made my asshole try to speak like Speed Buggy. I will not miss them.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They got me out here like Steamy Ray Vaugn, filling my britches.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The Hexbears literally filled my diaper with my own shit. The clothespins I was using to secure it popped and it fell apart, releasing a torrent of fetid waste upon my Herman Miller chair.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

true story, I was the pool. I haven't felt clean since.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Fuck. Everybody out of the ball pit, please.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (11 children)
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[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Liberals when they see pronouns walter-breakdown

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

Hahaha. Omg we made libs do the gop pronoun thing.

Not sure how to feel about that.

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Someone find that tweet where someone complained about Bernie Sanders because he reminded her of when her father got angry

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago (7 children)
[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Look, I grew up in a seriously abusive household which caused me constant psychological distress and I can relate to hearing the key in the front door being the "Oh shit, here it comes... I wonder what shit is going to come down on me today" feeling.

What I cannot tolerate is the idea that this is in any way close to what the US and its shitbag allies inflicted upon Afghanistan.

Does this person seriously believe that the counterinsurgency work, the rampant human rights abuses, the kidnapping and literal torture, the fucking war for God's sake, etc. inflicted by the NATO axis upon Afghanistan is in any way comparable to an abusive household?

Do they think that the issues of domestic violence didn't occur in Afghanistan during the war and the occupation, like they were somehow put on pause, rather than the war and occupation compounding the trauma that abused children in Afghanistan faced and continue to face today as a consequence of the war?

Have they no idea how domestic violence rates increase as a direct result from war and occupation? Or do they just have no compassion for other victims of abuse?

Did their psychologically abusive father happen to use depleted uranium weapons on them, for fuck's sake?

This is just gross and a classic case of a victim not only appropriating the trauma of other survivors but using that appropriation to silence the very victims whose trauma they are appropriating and they should be disgusted in themselves for doing this, if they had any capacity for humility or shame.

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hearing the PC of a Hexbear turn on every evening was my own "Afghanistan" for almost two months

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 year ago (4 children)

remember back when people said bernie shouldn't be president because he raised his voice when he spoke

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

Yeah, that was pretty anti-semitic looking back

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 year ago (1 children)

God damn, go touch some grass if you "tighten up" at the sight of pronouns.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

I think they're saying that we are aggressive with people/pick fights

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I play my post in attack mode and end my turn

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago

surprised-pika they have pronouns!

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A bit confused. Are we aggressive? Idk I try to not be aggressive

[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (9 children)

I also would like to learn this. Since you people federated I've seen more posts complaining about how aggressive users of this instance are than I did from users of the instance. Yall do seem to think about politics (edit: and hate liberals) a lot more than the average user but I'm yet to see the 'vitriol'

Edit: this is a genuine question. What bad experience is everyone talking about when they say hexbear is toxic?

[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 year ago (5 children)

we're very active and have an anti-lurker culture + no downvotes, so if we see a bad take, we reply instead of downvoting and moving on. this leads a lot of people to get very animated and angry about us.

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Patron ~~saint~~ of hexbear.

He would not approve of the sainthood most likely.

posting

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Early on hexbear really came out swinging and users were basically dunking on people left right and centre in lemmy.ml worldnews so that liberals would post something dumb, be prodded slightly by one or two users, then say something incredibly bad and have several hexbears dunk on them, then because of how active sort works their comments would be pushed higher up in the thread as would the thread into people's feeds and then they'd get absolutely swarmed at that point.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The only people with bad experiences of hexbear are bigots and ideologically committed neoliberals.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

I do wonder what they think is the appropriate response to being called a bot or whatever is

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago

Lmao go outside, jesus

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

WTF is this "attack" bullshit? If you're going to hate Hexbear at least be fucking honest instead of this slimy bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago

a second hexagonal bear has just flown into the blahaj zone

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It’s like the Eve Fartlow “Free Parking” tweet

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

My initial response was to feel sorry for this person but then I realized it is just tenderqueer passive aggression.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

Do we have a cardasaian emote? Need the :statue-of-me: or something

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I would never have posted my coming out post on blahaj.fucking.zone that's for sure. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

God, I love this place meow-hug

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