this post was submitted on 08 Aug 2024
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[–] [email protected] 104 points 2 months ago (7 children)
[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Smaller toilet. This thing dominates the room width. Terrible design choice of the original owners.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Oooh! Put a Turkish toilet! You know like the Japanese toilets in the floor.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Whoever did the plumbing and water connections for that deserves a damn medal.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

They probably moved the wall after the toilet was already installed. That half-obscured window covered with plywood above the toilet is telling enough.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, bright walls are already the way to go for making a room seem larger. Only mirrors can beat that...

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Yes. Behind the toilet.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

📃✍️ I've been in this bathroom 11 years and 37 days now... still haven't found the toilet. I've given up hope. Tomorrow I'll head towards the exit and just use the gas station down the street...
p.s. - ohh no!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Enbiggening mirrors!

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Make the entire floor the toilet. Just stick a grate on top of it and you can just walk in and shit anywhere like billionaires.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

to really go the whole hog keep a shelf with a hard copy of the united states code so that you can wipe your ass with some laws

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Add one of those Live Laugh Love signs.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Some neon in "2001 space odyssey" style.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I bet someone could make a hallway look like this with current tech.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Carpet would really tie the room together.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

Mirrors on both walls

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

Have R2 shut down all the trash compactors on the detention level.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

X-wing and TIE fighter toys suspended from a ceiling track by monofilament

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Great shit, kid! That was one in a million!"

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Good thing that the toilet stopped the walls from closing in!

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

Rotate the tiles 90° so the stripes run the other direction. And put a big mirror on the wall. Voilà! You're ready for Instagram!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Mirrors. In this case, everything should have a mirror on it.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Chorus line vibes...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

I don't know...a grenade?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago
[–] dumbass 13 points 2 months ago

Paint the walls with vantablack and you won't be able to tell how big the room is or isn't.

[–] Zagorath 12 points 2 months ago

I recommend a sledgehammer.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Get some galvanized steel rods and some loose self tapping screws from your aunt's handbag.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Trying to find ways to Jack the rent for the 2'x32' room eh?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That better be a bidet, because there isn't enough room to wipe in there

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That's still lot of space, you can put bath or shower in front of it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Walk through bath

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I'd just give up and shit in the kitchen.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Seashells, as they will remind one of the vast scale of the ocean.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Put a plaque on the door saying "execution chamber"
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I wonder if the wall on the left of the picture is shared with the relaxation chamber. Maybe it was designed by the same person who did this kitchen.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

How do you wipe?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I do not see any "no diving" signs on the toilet tank. That is a pool of water of less than 8 feet so someone might think they can try diving into it if they don't have a sign to remind them not to!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Jesus. Thats too much room. Add a bed bunk and basin in the wall. You will be able to the tripple the rent as another home.

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