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Man Wearing Steampunk Goggles At City Council Meeting Demands Designated Segway Lanes
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Lol idk why this feels so ridiculous but also plausible.
this post was submitted on 09 Aug 2024
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Honestly, I thought this was NotTheOnion at first.
I could see some anti-cyclist doing this to protest the “ridiculousness” of 15 minute cities.
Ngl I kinda want zeplin public transit.
I think we can all agree on that, friend
This screams Portland (where I live).
the public transport org here runs a yearly report about transportation habits and how people think about transportation, and my town had like 40% of those asked say that they want more e-scooter infrastructure lmao
granted, i assume they just interpreted it as "bicycle infrastructure that takes into account e-scooters as well" and maybe some e-scooter specific parking, but still.
Is the man in the picture noted critic and perpetual birthday boy Rich Evans?
I wish I had the type of brain required to roleplay IRL