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[–] [email protected] 200 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Wait. This is unappealing to you guys? I'll take the goth mommy then.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 year ago

big tiddy goth mommy dommy, fuck yes.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

its unappealing when i want notes and not sex. sometimes i just wanna hangout and not bone it doesnt mean youre not attractive its just midnight im really high and I want to sleep.

this is a hypothetical about my ex and i

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

Hang out and.....not.....bone?

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's fun for a minute...then...well...it's kind of where "don't stick your dick in crazy" came from.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

I envy you if this is your version of 'crazy'

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

It's weird and unappealing if this just comes out of the blue when you ask for notes (and you're not into her)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I too would let myself get pegged daily in return for a goth mommy.

[–] [email protected] 155 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is what kids call goth now?

Goth used to be all Satan and death and sometimes kittens.

Is it all kittens now?

[–] [email protected] 109 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (10 children)

Goth is now just what the E-Girls with black lipstick call themselves. Gone are the days of Bauhaus, true Goth is with Bela Lugosi now.

Same happened to punk, just 20yr ago. And it'll happen to your subgenre!

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Oh for sure, but musical genres are different for a reason. Much of what is claimed to be punk these days is simply "a different genre," and it should be ok to be "a different genre than punk." You can see it as gatekeeping all you like, but My Chemical Romance (commonly claimed to be punk in my area by the people who I am talking about, "those who don't know what they are talking about") is as punk as Buck Owens (nobody makes that claim, I use him to point out the ridiculousness of everything having to be specifically punk regardless of the actual genre.)

Just call yourselves something else if you are something else, just like you would with everything else. You don't hear me claiming Discharge is the best goth band around, do you? I'm not proclaiming to be a goth because I like D-Beat am I? So why am I the asshole for expecting others to learn the differences in genres and subcultures? What, all heavy music and black clothing is the same to you? That's subcultureist!

(Btw if it isn't clear that this debate in which I am correct is as serious as pineapple on pizza, it ain't that deep. I'm still right though, you can be free to have your own thing without claiming to be something you're not, it's ok, it's actually better!)

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Punk ain't dead, punk is just busy scrubbing the bathroom because the in-laws are coming for tea.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

pretty sure goth died to EDM in the 90's. it was a weird transition, too. from somber to dark rave, and it happened really fast. probably in large part due to the matrix movies and hot topic.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Didn't Trent Rezner start producing electronic music/become a DJ?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Nah, real goths are still around. We still listen to all the classics, and most of those genres are still alive and have newer albums. Some of the newish (or thriving) goth genres are: minimal synth, witch house, neofolk, dark jazz, dark trap, deathstep, electropunk/synth punk. We're just lurking in the shadows, which is kinda an obvious place for us to be when you think about it 😉

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Deathstep is dupstep but by vampires?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Punk scene is still active in my area and they are based af. Some Nazis tried to get in the scene and they were stomped away.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

My area has a bit going on too, and kicking out nazi punks is par for the course, but that isn't what I'm talking about. I'm talking about people who's "favorite punk band" is like my chemical romance or a day to remember, which are not punk.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I love me some 1970s British Punk

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They dont call themselves Goth, they get called Goth, as Seen in the meme

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

They insert themselves everywhere nowadays. Still doesn't mean goth is the same as furry.

But yes, horse dicks Harry, Horse dicks everywhere.

[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This just makes me want to. That's the start of a great conversation

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[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At least she's interesting.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Go away Katie

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ahh yes, very interesting.

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You guys don't know what you're missing.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Asks for notes

Receives notes and fetish shit

I'll be glad to miss out lol

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago (4 children)

A 32MB .docx file? What is in it?

Images? And if so, of what?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

I'd like to see those images too o.o

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Pics of her in halloween sexy cat costume obviously. (Lingery and cat eats and a butt plug tail)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Anthro, did the title and the purring not make that obvious?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Am I the only one thinking this is fake because its a 32MB file?

Email usually caps out at 25MB...

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago

Its not 1980 anymore.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Depends on your provider, theoretically you could also send a few gigs

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah but I thought the consensus was 25M.

Which provider allows more than? 25M?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Microsoft 365 allows admins to set the maximum to 150mb, but it's rare that anyone would

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

25MB is "the" limit because gmail is basically the email provider.

https://support.google.com/mail/answer/6584?hl=en&co=GENIE.Platform=Desktop#zippy=%2Cattachment-size-limit

If you send an attachment above 25 it makes it a gdrive link

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This dude is still down there trying so hard to prove he is right lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

They're technically half right though. Gmail does have a native send limit of 25mb, and anything above that will be a drive link. They can just receive larger ones and other services like 365 have higher limits available.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (7 children)

50mb is a somewhat standard limit anymore

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

the title is just meowwww

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Are the straights alright?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago

Idk that could just as easily be lez

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Honey, my middle and high school years were spent among bi and gay furry girls that would talk like this all the time but also they would scratch and hiss at each other.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Like there aren't any non hetero goth mommies

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