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“Worst day of my life,” proceeds to list nothing but problems entirely of his own creation. I wish my life had so few problems that I had the time to invent some for myself.
Don't misquote him. He said "worse day of my life"
He was born yesterday.
... so far.
Pay for your fucking kids, asshole.
and the judge is going to be all like, "so, you have money to pay bail and to get your car out of impound-- obviously, you can pay child support, asshole!"
SO MUCH of the SovCit BS is dudes trying to get out of child support. I used to wonder why even the True Believers didn't call these guys out for being assholes, but then seeing how often it's about avoiding child support, I realized it's because these groups are composed in large part by OTHER dudes trying to do the same thing, of course they're not gonna call the other guy out.
And, of course, they're already duplicitous people because they're trying to get out of even financial parental responsibility. They want to leave whoever they knocked up high and dry.
Probably for the best that he's not in their life
He doesn't need to be in their life. Just his money.
If he paid his child support then his car wouldn't have been towed. There's a life lesson there.
Lawful Living is a pretty weak alignment. Lawful Dead or Chaotic Undead are both stronger options tbh.
Still better than Neutral Comatose.
I'm assuming spawn or Kevin bacon from RIPD would align to chaotic undead. (if they qualify as undead)
I wasn't parking my car in that spot clearly marked by a "no parking" sign. I was storing it.
It wasn’t parked, it was untravelling.
This thread’s unaliving me
If you use the system you have to pay for the system.
There are sovereign individuals out there, but you only hear about these brain donors because anyone who doesn't notice that sovereign citizen is an oxymoron is just the regular kind of moron.
About a third of this is just incomprehensible to me. Like, some of that third is words, but I just can't parse it.
There's no way this man is competent enough to be judged in a court of law.
Are you not the legal natural persons?
I hat no my foundation.
This is actually quite coherent compared to most of the content on FB.
Reading that gave me a brain tumor...
Looks like they're all about freedom of grammar too. Good grief that's hard to parse out.
It's because they have their own little rhyming slang business, or primitive superstitions about saying certain words like driving vs. traveling
Funny? I guess you had to be there.
that's like not lawful living.
that's relatively unlawful living.
darn near anarchychess
I kinda want to join the site just to make my own rambling nonsense.
I think it's paid. They do have an app.
Just send them your 1099-A to pay the membership fees.
I guess this is where their bullshit fairy tales always collapse: if you asked them to honor what they demand from others
Did I just have a stroke, or is that nonsensical gibberish?
The latter.
We can't rule out the former with just text
what does sovcit mean?
Practically it means brianless Idiot, officially it means "sovereign citizen"
Sovereign citizen.
cheers
Ehhh... what?
I think they had a stroke after the car back sentence? Maybe an anxiety attack from their court appearance?