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[–] [email protected] 134 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What part of do you not get???

I use Lemmy

[–] Ringmasterincestuous 31 points 2 months ago

This comment is so good I just saved it.

Next years canvas centrepiece damn it!

[–] [email protected] 81 points 2 months ago

My notes during work meetings.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 2 months ago

I once asked an exterminator I hired at a job site what a particular bug was called, as I only knew them as 'blood suckers' growing up. He then huckled at me and said ''I call em dead after I get through with em'' and I realized Dale Gribble was a cartoon character who wasn't based on a true story.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 months ago (1 children)

just a simple reminder of the prey he was hunting. Gotta keep yourself on task

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 months ago

I like to think of it as a police sketch. what did he look like, ma'am?

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 months ago

"Look up what this is later"

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Unless the enemy has a pointy stick.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If a battle can not be won do not fight it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

sadly gets up from toilet without having gone

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

Cold blooded psychopath. Perfect exterminator. Keep him.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

Do you like it? It's very flattering.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

you know a picture is worth 1000 words, right?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

I dunno how to break this to you, but you've got bedbugs

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

i mean, need he say more?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

“The exterminator’s name was Arthur. He said he used to be an outlaw. He coughed a lot.”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Fuck you those 3-year-old wounds barely healed

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (3 children)

wheres it from? i tried searching but found nothing :[

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I think it's a RDR2 reference, but I couldn't be more specific.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I think it's an RDR2 reference

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

It’s from Red Dead Redemption 2. The main character’s name is Arthur. He carries a notebook where he likes to make sketches of the things he sees throughout his travels.

Tap for spoilerHe eventually dies from tuberculosis.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

That's a dead mau5.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Watching Dr. WHO right now. I read that in the Dalek voice.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Skaven? What are you talking about?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

The man-sized rat people with machine guns don't exist, please report anyone who tells you otherwise to your local witch hunters.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

That's a skaven, sir

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Dude got exterminated

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

They're making a wanted poster

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

It looks so good!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago
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