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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I was going to ask where's Facebook's CEO, but we all know Data can walk the ocean floor and take no damage.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I've just heard that he's signed up to a cage fight with Elon. Gonna be fun seeing Elon's disjointed wrist after he punches through thin air

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Elon just gets triggered by water rescues / submarines and needed some attention.

Remember when he called that hero thai navy diver guy a pedo because he said elon's sub wasn't useful in rescuing those kids trapped in a cave? Apparently rich people and submarine pissing contents is a thing.

Under no circumstances will precious elon actually risk getting punched in the head, more's the pity.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They're going to be both in fully padded, bubblewrapped crashproof outfits with at least three lawyers in each corner and fall away caging that disintegrates when you blow on it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

3 lawyers on each corner might not be a bad thing, they're never going to take the other down in a cage match of all things, but if their lawyers get involved they're going to waste away their time and money on this conflict instead of making life harder for us!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No the lawyers are there to punch obviously, did you really think they'd want to receive any punches themselves?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I've heard Zuck use contractions.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (3 children)

While I did enjoy this meme, that's not going to solve the problem. They would be replaced pretty quickly with people who are equally as dubious. That's just the system we live in.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

it wouldn't hurt tho.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

The world needs rays of sunshine sometimes though.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Indeed. My only regret about this whole dying-in-a-submarine-from-hubris deal is that Elongated Muskrat wasnt also a passenger. Bezos is a douchebag too, but at least hes only being a capitalist exploiter and not an actual enabler of fascism.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You missed someone.

Donald Trump.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To be fair he's not a billionaire.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We know the secrets he had are worth billions, just ask jared, and we know he sold us out. He's probably worth billions now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

He does have the nuclear launch codes (/s?)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

the meme was about billionaires though

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They missed the other 3,000 billionaires on Earth.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Where spez?

EDIT: nevermind, I guess he's in Musk's crotch.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

He ain’t no billionaire.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

He a wannabe tho

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

He must start anywhere, Elon's crutch for instance.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

He's probably still butthurt about selling reddit for $10 millions or so back then.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Since the meme is about Titanic, just imagine Musk as Rose and Spez as Jack in the infamous plank scene. XD

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah do it Elon! You can finally use your Genius rescue tube and show this ungrateful kids + the pedo diver what they missed!!!

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I found an old trash can laying on the side of the highway so I went to hardware store and bought a $3 roll of duck tape. If anyone wants to drive my new experimental uncertified submarine to the Challenger Deep hmu.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

You forgot to mention that it's only open for billionaires, spez, Trump and Putin, but that they'll be given a 100% discount.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I'm going to have to look at how you are driving it. I don't want to see any fancy wires or anything, and I played Wave Race 64 back in the day so I'm pretty sure I can drive it if you use one of those controllers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I use only the finest madcatz wireless N64 controllers from the sketchiest seller on aliexpress.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

C'mon, we can fit more than 2 billionaires in a sub.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

actually the one that has a good submarine to go to the depts of the titanic is gabe newell

it sound really weird, but it's true

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

where's spez?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

The sub has room for three more

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I bet billionaires back off the space race

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Outside of re entry I bet space is a lot safer then 2 miles deep under the ocean... I really have no clue though

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

If you have a hull breach in space, supposedly you have up to a few minutes to fix it or put a suit on. 4000m below the surface, you have none.

Either one you could get trapped and suffocate, though, so I think I'm happy on land.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Tbf there are probably identical risks related to pressure, just that the pressure goes the other way.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

I just binged The Expanse... Yeah, when the space pirates make you walk the airlock, it's slightly less lethal than being instagibbed by implosion, but certainly far from fun.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I hope the billionaires all go to space so they can fuck up everyone's life in space instead of on Earth.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

"I hear they're gonna be talking about it at Bilderberg this year. It would be a shame if you were left out."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Davy Jones awaits them

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