this post was submitted on 28 Aug 2024
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[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (2 children)

People like him fuel the cliche that video games make you violent

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

The only time I get violent because of a video game is when I hit the fucking dodge button and my guy doesn't dodge, which makes me want to hurl the controller into the TV. "I HIT THE FUCKING BUTTON! JUST DO IT!!!"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Assuming you're talking about a Souls game, I only just learned in Elden Ring that the dodge happens on release rather than press... I've been playing these games for years. Lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

There's that, but I'm actually more talking about AC6 here since it's what I'm currently trying to 100%. It goes on press but also the game just really likes eating your input. Sometimes it won't heal or even fire my guns even though I am not stunned, have plenty of energy, and the ability or weapon are ready to fire.

The Needle Cannon is the worst, and there is one mission where it's required for a boss fight. They give you very little time to actually use it and it has a delay before it actually shoots, so when it refuses to fire while I am spamming the button is super annoying.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

And if you press the button for too long, the game will assume you want to sprint, instead of dodging. Also, command queue sometimes works and sometimes doesn't, haven't figured that out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Just think about how many hours he sat in front of a PC every day

Literally brainrotten zombie

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

I can't believe you're undefeated against Magnus!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Imagine how good is his sister that only Carlsen can beat her.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Legend has it that whoever beats Magnus' sister becomes world domestic battery champion

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

The only move that has a somewhat chance of success would be to fork his king and queen in 1990.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 2 months ago

Pretty sure he meant defeat, although he has the look of a lunatic