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The Foundation secures anomalies with the goal of preventing them from falling into the hands of civilian or rival agencies, through extensive observation and surveillance and by acting to intercept such anomalies at the earliest opportunity.

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The Foundation contains anomalies with the goal of preventing their influence or effects from spreading, by either relocating, concealing, or dismantling such anomalies or by suppressing or preventing public dissemination of knowledge thereof.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Reminds me of a movie, I think it was eXistenZ.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The 5 upvotes constitute all known humans who have seen this film.

Such a great period of bizarre Canadian cinema.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Death to the demoness Allegra Geller!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

There's at least 21 of us

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Thats what I thought, too. I've only seen that movie once on like 2003 and it still lives rent-free in my head.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

[Please stop observing this image]

Scan Copy Print - Staff

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Here's your [REDACTED], bro"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

When you insert the [REDACTED] cartridge, entity will [REDACTED] for up to [REDACTED] minutes until the player [REDACTED]. This potentially leads to mass [REDACTED], so care must be taken.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Is that the controller to the Existenz 64?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Well, this is the creepiest thing I'll see all day.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How is this picture not redacted as a cognitive hazard?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

[We are sorry for the late response]

Scan Copy Print - Staff

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

At least it's not a MadCatz.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

To open the chest, push the red eye.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

The controller squirms in obvious pain.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

A joystick that won't annihilate your thumb...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

OH MY GOD

A NINTENDO SIXTY FO-

children screaming

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

The Forbitten Controller

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Bonus: it’s made of marzipan and 100% edible

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

What are the games behind it?