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[–] [email protected] 122 points 2 months ago (5 children)

As a grown ass man, if that was the peak of my problems I think I'd be feeling pretty great right now.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Its probably not the peak of their problems.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Whas is then? That they are clearly not the sigma?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

The peak of their problems is the impending fall of international society into fascism and ecological collapse

But they're not old enough to be expected to worry about that yet.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Congratulations on your road to becoming an ass man.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I think deep down, ive always been an ass man.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

I feel this way; we get 'growing pains' so we can grow.

Scrapped knees from learning to ride a bike let me learn to deal with greater pains later on.

Right now, this is the biggest problem these kids have faced

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

The funny thing is that most people in the Western worlds would say the same thing you are hear, while there are probably billions of people who see their problems and would say that they were be feeling pretty great right now if they had them.

We look at things like this as way "stupid kid with a narrow view" and don't ask ourselves "man, how narrow is my own view and what an I missing about my own blessings?"

[–] [email protected] 117 points 2 months ago (11 children)

Tbf that does sound like some bs

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[–] [email protected] 86 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I'm 30 and majority of my friend group says Sigma, skibidi, rizz on a daily basis. Tiktok memes are getting everyone I can't even laugh at these kids anymore because my friends are just as cringe but without the excuse of being 13.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you make a joke like that, it's considered lighthearted and funny.

If you would have said:

Hi 30, I'm daddy

Suddenly it's creepy and weird.

Language is funny.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago

Now that you're 30 it's time to fully embrace the cringe. Be free.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

India did one thing right when we banned tiktok few years back.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago

Well... that's not the worst thing that happened to a class yesterday...

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago

Now what the young ladies in this grade need is an attitude makeover. And you're going to get it, right now. I don't care how long it takes. I will keep you here all night. (Joan the Secretary: We can't keep them past four.) I will keep you here until four.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Growing up rural there were lots of troubled kids everyone basically ignored. Nothing would get through to them so their outbursts were basically ignored. One kid has a tic where he’d yell “yee haw, stick it in your grandma!”. Over and over.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

I doubt this happened because of busses that'd leave or parents wondering where the hell their kids are while they are waiting.

I doubt a private school would put up with a consistent disruptive student or with a teacher losing control of a class so bad that they keep everyone behind while also having to deal with angry paying parents.

It's possible but I doubt it'd happen more than once with that teacher.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Could be.... Not American? A Dutch 13 year old bikes to middle school. As does 80 %. Of em...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, but as someone from Switzerland:

collective punishments are illegal, go against our core values and are against the charter of human rights even. I highly doubt this would happen anywhere here in Europe.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

In Germany it happens. But the teacher will get in trouble if smb. Snitches.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Yeah good point. I'm definitely guilty of looking at it through an NA centric lens on my post. Thanks for the perspective.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Tell me you are an American without telling me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Yeah, teachers just make them miss part of their breaks or whatever during school hours. My kids are about this age and come home occasionally with stories of some kid who wrecks things for everyone resulting in missing outside or other free time, or loss of whatever break from class work that may have been offered as a reward for conformity.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

But this is from Reddit.. Surely they are posting the truth and not attempting to tell embellishing stories because their life is not interesting in the slightest right?

Arthur - "You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?"

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I can relate. Being 13 would pair really bad with my drunk driving

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Never know until you try

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Don't worry, one day you'll get to grow up and complain about the next generation behaving in the exact same way! Kids these days, amirite?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Our generation would have at least done something creative, like smear shit all over a bathroom stall, or leave scorch marks on the ceiling from deodorant flamethrowers, or scratch up a window with the teacher's quartz crystal... Kids today don't have the same spirit.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

I remember when a 10th grader banged a 7th grader in the chapel of my school. He was the son of a pastor too.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i'm just a kiiiiddd and life is a nightmaaare

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