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[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I also work from home and use my work laptop for work only. Not even googling stuff, nothing. Just work. Never even opened the media player or went to youtubes website once.

I have my own computer running on a separate screen and I can do and watch whatever the fuck I want during working hours. I can play a game or watch a movie and nobody knows. Its that simple.

Same with phones. Never use work phone for personal stuff.

Its not even being tech savvy, just common sense ffs.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Same here. It also removes some hassle when changing jobs. All of your personal stuff is on the computer you own and all of the work stuff is on the the computer the company owns. Just turn in your work laptop and you're done with that place and on to the next.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I work in the IT department for my company so I know for a fact that there's no monitoring on the work laptops, which is super strange but whatever.

Still I wouldn't use the work laptop for anything other than work activities because despite the fact I 100% know there's no monitoring I still don't trust it. Besides, It's unprofessional, and although I don't really care about that all that much, it's good to get into the habit of not doing personal activities on a work laptop, because one day they might start monitoring, and this way I'm already in the habit of not doing anything personal.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Additionally, never connect your phone to the company WiFi

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Definitely if they require you to use sso, but if it's just guest wifi that anyone with a password can access, I wouldn't worry about monitoring.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

This is the way

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Remember anything you do on a company pc is probably contractually property of the company. So not only should you never use your company pc for private browsing you should never do anything on it besides your work for the company.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I do wonder about some people's critical thinking skills. If you are connected to a VPN obviously you are connected to whatever monitoring system your company has set up. Use a brain and use a different device.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago

If I had employees I would seriously fire them for watching porn on a company laptop, not because I care that they're watching porn and not doing their work but because it's indicative of a major problem with thinking clearly.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Porn ❌

Job websites ✅

Just to remind them they ain't shit

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Give them a bad review on glassdoor. Really drive the knife in.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Accidents happen, I for sure know this. Especially when you're sick, or overworked, or just sleep deprived.

Even moreso if you only have 1 desk and use a KVM.

It'd be nice if comments like yours would give folks a second thought instead of riding in on a high horse just to shit on someone and leave. It's not what we need on Lemmy.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This is why keeping work accounts, machines, and activities separate is always a good idea. In this case Gary did have "something to hide".

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Nonsense! Calum is doing what Calum does at home. If the company doesn't want to see it they shouldn't be watching him like that when he's at home.

Remember: Calum isn't feeling well. Any doctor would say Calum is doing his part to get better and stay healthy!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Calum is using a work machine for personal actuvities, though. A little Youtube never hurt anyone but straight-up watching porn “between enquiries”, which sounds like during work hours or something, is kinda not on.

Work shouldn’t distrust employees this much and these measures never lead to increased productivity but Calum is also a complete fucking idiot.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I read it as likely to be a personal computer using a remote connection, mostly because Gary told Calum how to hide the screen on the remote connection instead of telling them not to do it on a work computer.

Either way, being called out for watching porn while apparently working from home due to something they need to recover from is priceless.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

You seem to misunderstand. The tech isn't saying, "Hey, we're watching you,", they're saying, "Hey, your monitor here at work is showing off everything you're doing and everyone in the office can see."

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (4 children)

When I used to travel for work, I carried two laptops despite the hassle.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

A decade ago, I watched a scientist at a conference plug his laptop in to the conference room, wake it up, sync to the Big Screen, load xvideos tab he had up, and then watched him flounder for a good 20 seconds to try to figure out how to close it and save face before loading a PowerPoint.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

My manager did that but he had the porn side open on a different tab. He spent the entire presentation not noticing.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I have been working from home for years and my employer is not watching our screen. However about a decade ago we received a company wide email from an admin reminding everyone that they can see DNS requests when we're connected to the VPN.

[–] Taleya 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thats why i have a laptop for work, solely for work, nothing but work right next to my big rig

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Wait they didn't give you a laptop? If they want you to work remotely they really should be giving you a device.

[–] Taleya 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Nah, i actually wanted to use my own equipment (tax purposes). All the shit is web based anyway

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Sounds like he's remoting into the computer in the office from another computer at home (pretty common in IT since you probably have admin tools perfectly configured on that computer and specifically configured for its network config) but with Windows Remote Access it lets the person physically at the computer see everything by default. But i would really hope that someone in IT would be painfully aware of why you shouldn't do sensitive personal browsing on a work computer or a work network

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I don't RDP that often to physical devices, but I'm pretty damn sure the default settings for RDP forcefully logs/locks out your user on the physical device and only your lock screen is visible. I have never tried it but I'm also pretty sure it's possible to have two logged in users at once, one using RDP and one using the physical device.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

pretty common in IT

I've never heard of anyone in IT regularly remoting to their work computer.

If we remote anywhere it is to a jump host, and those are terminal servers, so no monitor connected.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Yeah this is a pretty weird setup they've got going on.

Like you say they're going to be remoting onto their work computer and then having their remote connection remote onto another remote terminal server.

It's a holographic holodeck all over again.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

That means they're monitoring them ... Gotta exploit that, see what happens.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The hilarious thing is how understanding they were about it. xD

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

People in this thread who question critical thinking skills but fail to identify the most obvious staged content of the week on lemmy.

Thanks

Gary

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Rookie mistake. You VNC to the office in one window and porn locally.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why is he watching it inside the remote connection window instead of his own browser?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Remote connections have being a thing since before Windows, so they really don't have "boomers" as an excuse. Lacking the critical thinking skills of a dung beetle is more what I was thinking

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't understand how it's such an impossible concept for them.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You'll understand more as you age

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Thanks Gary,

Now that I know you can see me, I can wank much better.

Best, Calum

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

PS Can you help me figure out how to get my camera up over there?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Why would you ever do anything besides work on a work computer? Noob.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (4 children)

The lack of an apostrophe for “Can see you’re logged in” is unreasonably irritating to this grammatical pedant.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Gary must have been in a hurry.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

For sure, that is also one hell of a run-on sentence in that main block of text. Dude could do with some proper punctuation.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Habitually using your own machine for non-work tasks often lets you keep certain records of the research process which begat the work, even while the client/employer owns the work itself through SLA/NDA/AOI. This typically includes records contributing to general “personal expertise,” such as query history, bookmarks, generalized notes, and other non-proprietary information.

It also lends to an overall impression of professional sprezzatura when the client can only see a history of master strokes, without the nitty-gritty details of your autodidactic effort.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

sprezzatura

In short: professional rizz

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Hey Gary, could you help me? I couldn’t find out how to get you camera access too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

The stage was set and Calum gave them a show. 👏

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