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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Well, I can do that too, couch fucker.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

now, i not a professional here, whatever field that would be. But last time i checked, this is just something that we call "bad faith lying"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If I had the time and wherewithal, I'd fix your fix.

don't*

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As a non native speaker i was to focused if i had to use a [ ‘ ] i never considered this.

Complete redo on your end is a minor edit if you have the original file:

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Ha, I wasn't expecting a response because I know I would have been too lazy to follow-up, even for a minor edit.

Also I admire your language skills. I certainly don't speak more than one language and not for lack of trying.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Sounds exactly like Boris Johnson, prime minister in the UK and notorious for making up stories. He basically steered the UK economy in a dive and parachuted out so another imbecile was at the wheel when all the warnings began to blare. Stories don't make for good policies.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Republicans have such a talent for saying things that really make you hate that theyll never see your response.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Although this story isn't related, I've been trying to get the name JD Vance changed online to "Joy Division Vance" given his views on women.

The future Joy Division Vance sees for American Women

In World War II, Nazi Germany established brothels in the concentration camps (Lagerbordell or Freudenabteilungen "Joy Divisions") to increase productivity among inmates, although these institutions were used mostly by Kapos, "prisoner functionaries" and the criminal element, because regular inmates, penniless and emaciated, were usually too debilitated and wary of exposure to Schutzstaffel (SS) schemes. In the end, the camp brothels did not produce any noticeable increase in the prisoners' productivity levels, but instead, created a market for coupons among the camp VIPs.[1]

The women forced into these brothels came mainly from the women-only Ravensbrück concentration camp,[2] except for Auschwitz, which used its own prisoners.[3] In combination with the German military brothels in World War II, it is estimated that at least 34,140 female inmates were forced into sexual slavery during the Third Reich.[3]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Clever, but might be too niche of a reference for people to understand.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Yeah, please don’t tarnish Joy Division by associating them with Vance.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Man....

People really don't know it from the band anymore?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zuuObGsB0No

That piano coming in is fucking iconic, but I guess by now even if people had heard of the band they don't remeber where the name came from

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

What a repugnant sentient bag of shite this wretch is. Good to know he'll disappear into welcome obscurity in a few months. Back to screwing furniture, you malcontent.

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